Well, IF I got to play D&D as player, I could kill orcs.
Problem is, I only have one player available. And she is player. She has gamemastered for me, mainly Vampire though.
And she likes playing the most. She's okay with gamemastering though, but prefers the player's side on the table.
So, if I was cunning enough, I could get her to GM for me, but the problem is, that she is more story oriented than rules lawyer. She often asks me how the rules work or what should I throw in this and that situation, as she is not that aware about the rules.
She has read my rpg books, yes. But she is not interested in rules, numbers and that sort of things. Usually she learns rules by playing and me explaining them during the play, and repeating same rolls over and over again untill I don't have to tell what to roll and why anymore.
So, she learns rules by playing and using them, not reading.
That works with Vampire really well. We have played it so much, she knows the rules, or at least most of them.
But with D&D? Yes, she knows what is DC, what those +/- mean and where to use them. That she rolls D20 when tries to do something etc. Basics. But her to DM for me? Don't know. She might make some plot or adventure for me, but not sure how well she'd handle the rules. I mean, there are a couple of books full of them.
I personally don't use all D&D rules, only the most obvious and the most important. Other's I make up in my mind, if they are needed. Still not sure, could my gf run me D&D just the knowledge how to roll D20 and see did you success or not.
I quess, if she made adventure for me, it would me tailored that way, it doesn't need special rules. And if it did, she would just write down "poison here" and when I get the poison then ask me how it actually works.
That's the way she started doing Vampire adventures. Writed an adventure, and during game asked rules details.
That could work.
Another problem is, that she is not a big fantasy fan. Kind of. She prefers fantasy games on PC over modern or scifi-games, but in roleplaying games she prefers horror and scifi over fantasy.
RPG - Fantasy yuck
PC - Fantasy yeah
Is that the famous woman mind we men cannot understand? Because it feels like it.
So, how to get my girlfriend player, who isn't that much into GM'ing anyways to run me D&D when she isn't interested in rules and doesn't like fantasy except in PC-games?
That, is the question I am puzzled about.
But why would I want to play D&D then? Sure I've enjoyed her Vampire games. They are full of detail with rich plots and interesting NPC's.
But is it wrong for a man to ask to kill some orcs for experience points? Is it?
I could tell her, no Vampire untill I am level 10 fighter! Just started new Vampire chronicle, so that could actually work.
Or she might say back: "No sleeping in bed before you run me Vampire!"
So, no roleplaying, definately no D&D and sleeping on couch.
Women are so difficult.