Mushrooms your player shouldn't taste, but they propably will - Random mushie chart!

Mushroom Size 1D4

1 - Small (size of finger tip)
2 - Medium (fits in palm)
3 - Big (need two hands to carry)
4- Gigantic (must cut pieces of it)

Mushroom Shape 1D4
1 - Round
2 - Flat top
3 - Tube
4- Sponge

Mushroom Color 1D10
1 -Red
2- Yellow
3 - Blue
4- Orange
5 - Purple
6 - Green
7 - Black
8 - White
9 - Transparent
10 - Multi-coloured, roll 2 times again

Mushroom Effect 1D20 + 1D10
2 - Nauseatic [-2 to all saving throws]
3 - Trippy-hippy [+2 Wis, +2 Initiative, -2 Int]
4 - Shrinking [reduce size one step]
5- Growing [more size one step]
6 - Bellyknots [Con -1, Cha -2]
7 - Poisoning [-1 HP/round]
8 - Healing [+1D8 HP]
9 - Change colour [roll colour table to see character's new colour]
10 - Hairless [hair falls off, -1 Cha]
11 - Slippery skin [+2 AC in melee, -2 in attempt of grapple etc. for enemies]
12 - Dragon barf [1D6 Fireball damage, ranged touch attack, 1D3 barfs]
13 - Good odour [+1 Cha]
14 - Bad odour [-1 Cha]
15 - Nimble [+2 Dex]
16 - Tiredness [-2 Int, Wis and Initiative]
17 - Sharpen senses [+2 Alertness, Wis and Initiative]
18 - Rubbery [+2 Agi]
19- Sloooow moootion [-5 Agi]
20 - Weakness [-5 Str]
21 - Sickness [-5 Con]
22 - Might [+5 Str and Con]
23 - Magical wisdom [learn 1 random spell]
24 - Mutated knuckles [+1 hand to hand DMG]
25 - Paralyze
26 - Turn to stone
27 - Mute
28 - Shrinks consumer's head [Int, Wis, and Cha -2]
29 - Roll twice again
30 - Roll thrice again

Duration of Effect A 1D6
1- Rounds
2 - Minutes
3 - Hours
4 - Days
5 - Weeks
6 - Months

Duration of Effect B: Roll D6 to see how many DoE A's effect take. Note: Reroll 6's.

Note: These effects are ment for D&D game, but witty GM can easily modify effects to suit his favourite game.

NOTE 2: Would be cool to have 100 random mushroom effects! 71 to go. You can post more and I'd like effects to be for D&D 3. in this list.